The Haven garbage bin : Spam Edition

Andy wrote:No nukes! No nukes! Keep your hands where I can see 'em, podner!

Incest is best! It's a game the whole family can play.

I once dated a Swedish model named Pia Angstrom. You can be sure I touched her ass!

Dark_wizzie wrote:Hey guess what, mathematically speaking, you wouldn't exist if it weren't for incest. We are all at most 50th cousins to each other. I have some really attractive 50th cousins then.

stathmk wrote:

Dark_wizzie wrote:Hey guess what, mathematically speaking, you wouldn't exist if it weren't for incest. We are all at most 50th cousins to each other. I have some really attractive 50th cousins then.

I'd be careful if I was Dark_wizzie's attractive sister, half-sister, or cousin at the yearly family reunion in Taiwan. Dark_wizzie may be there, dropping his bathrobe, and asking if he could help make a baby. Comedian Woody Allen married his adopted Asian daughter and would be proud of Dark_wizzie!

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Chokster37 wrote:

wolfie wrote:like my new siggy?

In order to abide by your rule I must first know all your opinions about everything in the world otherwise I might screw up and do something with a different opinion because I was unaware of what your opinion was in the first place in regards to all the actions I do in life and I guess you are taking on the responsibility of babysitting the entire planet to make sure they buy the cereals that are up to your standards and have your preferred amount of windows and bathtubs in their house because most of the world is oblivious to the idea that your opinion is the only valid one and need to be educated to such a level that they can successfully do everything exactly in the ways that you'd prefer without needing extra guidance from you which is a pretty daunting task on your part so how do you plan to accomplish this and where can I find more information and is my message ok or should I have worded the obstacles that stand in my path to wolfie enlightenment differently?

Thomas wrote:I never drink coffee. I think I've only had 3 full cups in my lifetime, hating each of them. I don't know. I wake easily, I love a good night's sleep, but I love to go to work as well. Dozing and relaxing is great, you do that when you get home. Luckily it's not that hard for me to get up. I think it'd be easier if I lived somewhere where the sun doesn't set at 4PM and only rises at 9AM from October through February.

Thomas wrote:I never drink coffee. I think I've only had 3 full cups in my lifetime, hating each of them. I don't know. I wake easily, I love a good night's sleep, but I love to go to work as well. Dozing and relaxing is great, you do that when you get home. Luckily it's not that hard for me to get up. I think it'd be easier if I lived somewhere where the sun doesn't set at 4PM and only rises at 9AM from October through February.

Chokster37 wrote:

wolfie wrote:like my new siggy?

In order to abide by your rule I must first know all your opinions about everything in the world otherwise I might screw up and do something with a different opinion because I was unaware of what your opinion was in the first place in regards to all the actions I do in life and I guess you are taking on the responsibility of babysitting the entire planet to make sure they buy the cereals that are up to your standards and have your preferred amount of windows and bathtubs in their house because most of the world is oblivious to the idea that your opinion is the only valid one and need to be educated to such a level that they can successfully do everything exactly in the ways that you'd prefer without needing extra guidance from you which is a pretty daunting task on your part so how do you plan to accomplish this and where can I find more information and is my message ok or should I have worded the obstacles that stand in my path to wolfie enlightenment differently?

WolferCooker wrote:Well in a way he is telling the truth and in other ways he's kidding around.