First, I saw this video of a cartoon character being tortured with the letter S: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hmvq33EOj9o
. Then to give you the creeps this Halloween, I imagined that Dr. Seuss and Shel Silverstein would be skewered by Jigsaw and Mortal Kombat characters:
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Six hundred and sixty-six, Santarian, sinning, sicko, sleazy, skanky, sloppy, sexy, stealthy, satanic, schizophrenic, sociopathic, psychopathic, slimy, salacious, spooky, sadistic, stinky, superfluous, slaughtering, strychnine saline solution splattering, skin scraping, circulatory system severing, shell shocking, serial slashing, Seussian, Silversteinian, wazoo & scrotum & sciatica skewering by Smoke, Sektor, Cyrax, Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Sonya, Stryker, Shang Tsung, Shinok, and Shao Kahn on Sesame Street! Shotgun! This episode of Sesame Street has been brought to you by the letter S!
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Go watch the Saw movies and play the Mortal Kombat games. Then wash out your eyes with water, water and soap, water and bleach, water and erythromycin, and holy water! Then pay a therapist.
Which movie should you watch to give you the creeps this Halloween? Would you choose IT Chapter 2, The Addams Family, or CATS? I’d choose CATS because even the previews are creepy!