by wolfie Sat Feb 01, 2014 3:48 pm
On a stormy wind of extreme people were obeying to the master of the truth which isn't mr-cheater, and definitely isn't some fat guy from 'MURICA named "Zzombo is dumb". From his lofty a wild necromancer asked Igor to take his ball's sweat and put butter on it. Which was oddly enjoyable, acording to the latest news on the Zandronum ultra toilet bowl.
Then again ZzZombo likes to fist bump instead of whatever it was whenever Konar6 drinks 77 bottles of warm human blood from drunk people. After that, the drunk people said, Where's our drink? This question remained, who could've known Postal Dude was the guy that have never been afraid of the slender behind him who wanted 20$.
But the real problem was Bubsy on a stormy cold winter night heading to 7-11 because he wanted to experience the Big Gulp with the Jitter Skull that was in rehab getting better at killing flash floods with his Final Flash Attack, Flash bomb, however no one dies in that incident. Later that day, All sorts of marines were drinking the last of Cheater's delicious tears. But then Sjas came by and made sweet love to a taco that's actually lord_of_hell best creation that could have been your worst nightmare if only he got advice from the wise one.
As side note, the intricate details led to Mothra to spontaneously combust after the lightning that came from the top of Mount Erebus, which was covered with delicious Cacodemon entrails and traces of the Bumwarrior Coalition.
Regardless, the new Coca Cola taste made some guys jump off of a cliff. The glorious leader of a clan called Laughin' Jokin' Numbnuts was behind the clever plan to take over the newly constructed McDonalds full of huge frozen McRib patties that no one loved or ate. The leader's plan went smooth until John Lennon decided to initiate the secret ultimate weapon: The Meltdown Sequence, where everyone was forced to drive Mario Karts down the candy mountain and under the bottom of the Valley of Doom. When the weapon jams once again and no one was able to survive zombie horde and everyone died.
Twinkle twinkle little shut the fuck is highly illogical. Since then, the Diherreah was poured god it's cold Well that's just Help! You're making it more worse how refreshing it brings things upon the occasion of Tortilla Lawnchair Doritos my ears bleed. Aside that play I don't even drink that much Milk, I'm weak, pathetic, ugly and a brony like the rest of the unholy trinity that became the association from which came the unspeakable burning pizza monster. The monster attacked people during the local nudist convention supported by microtransactions that couldn't eat dairy products or dance the Hustle with chicken nuggets because of the huge silicone tits. The microtransactions tried to eat the last of the already dwindling money. It was decided that they should terminate entire convention and use the shower in winter. Holy moley it might be the Great War of The Demon Forks, in which the Cyberdemon tripped and did "exo bastard.ogg" because no one cared about slipping and telefragging the Icon of Sin. The end credits began as the reanimated body of Green Biker Dude falls in a pit full of very bouncy watermelons which launch the undead green biker dude into the fire and flames he went beyond Liberty City and San Andreas then stole a Banshee and activated the launch sequence for the top secret thingamajigy called "Big awesome lsd monster" The fury of my Lime Popsicle scared away Mr.Driller until he realized Grapefruit was superior to cantaloupes because many moons ago, there had been a great shortage of working condoms because Space Motherfuckers fucked too many homeless parrots. Then, the giant flying penis ejaculated and came all over the bus station. The passengers yelled "Hey! What was Torr Samaho fapping to that day?" The response from the stiff penguins was unexpected, they played Cookie Clicker for several days until they had collapsed from boredom and died from smoking too much weed.
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