The Haven garbage bin : Spam Edition

Oh noes!!! teh mighyt 10000ht poset Ai wnat itt pliease

Zombies shall take thy pink bunnies.

Heh heh. Slowly but surely I keep creeping back up to ZERO credits...

EDIT: Do I get a Haven Award or something for being the first person to have this many negative credits???

Ah, double posting is such a wonderful thing.

Man, am I tired. My brain is tired. My eyes are tired. My legs are tired. My arms are tired. My ears are tired. And my left pinky finger is tired.

That's all.

My head hurts, my eye hurts, my brain burts, my finger hurts, my hair hurts. I hate school. I think I'm going to go and work on Super Haven Mapset II map sometime.... today... and make it easier to beat, because some people just don't got Wolfer Skills.

In related news,

Update:

xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd

THIS IS MY 150TH POST

Six reasons why you should go to Taiwan:

1) It where cup noodles came from..
2) It's where other good food come from..
3) I was born there.
4)Because I said so.
5) it's where all the Taiwanese girls came from..
6) Actually I miscounted, there are onlt 5 reasons to go.

Here's another excerpt of the Haven DVD series:
[11:40:40] @ Dark_wizzie : Precalculus chapter test imminent..

[11:40:57] @ Dark_wizzie : Esimation on impact: 24 hours..

[11:41:06] @ Dark_wizzie : Prepare evacuation procesdures immedietly.



Good day!

One reason you should go to Portugal:
1) You can vote for Tobacco Silva

One reason to visit Scotland:

Haggis!

What's more ironic: The undead having qualms about what to post for teh 500th post, deciding to post a poll about what he should post on his 500th post during his 500th post, or the undead not getting along with Nexitina, posting about it in the thread, and ending up with the Nexitina posting rank?

The Nexitina posting rank for Jayngo is pretty sweet. It's a little justice for munching the bunny!

Everyone LOVED my banner I made for Wolf3d Haven. Those whose retinas cannot handle the awesomness will be blinded.

My mom's actually reading my WNE story since she has nothing better to do. I printed it out and HOLY CRAP it is like 45 pages. Oh well. Nexion, you need to post in your own thread. Post something weird and whacky.

EDIT:
Here is the new quote for the portal...
"80% of the people are liars, and the rest of the 20% are learning how to lie."

*Munch*Munch* Hmm? What? YOUR BUNNY? Mine's now!

(But was a good bunny. Yum. ) LETS COOK A BUNNY CAKE!

HOLY! HOLY! I'LL NEVER EAT ANY MORE PINK BUNNIES AGAIN! I SWEAR! *Drools* Hmmmmmmmmm armatic and yummy.... hmm...

Actually, I LIE. MOAR PINK BUNNIES!!!

They will provide me with sustinence and all the yummy I can handle! SLUURRRRPPP

Well...
https://wolf3d.darkbb.com/profile.forum?mode=viewprofile&page_profil=messages&u=1
Anyways. Since Nexion is over a billion years old, I'd expect him to know everything there is to the world, yet he doesn't.
Back in the days when Brian was still a teenager...

No. The bunny thinks the bunny won, yet the bunny didn't. In MY world, not knowing and not poking something already dead are two and the same.

...

Nexion wrote:You got nothing to say but wanna say something useless?
You have random pointless thoughts?
You are sexy and wanna tell us?
You like pink bunnies for breakfast but are afraid to be called a big bad wolf?
You always wanted to have a disco dance floor around here?
You have incredible meaningless spam?
If you have serious business then don't post here!


Spamwolf 2D - The Attack Of BJ's Vacation Ramblings Part I

Yes, I have em' all the time.
Yes to sexy, no to wanting to tell you.
I LOVE PINK BUNNIES FOR BREAKFAST!
I don't disco, but I break dance on the roof.
Once in a while.
Ok.

I am... a lucky guy (see my signature)

Jpb: Have you ever been arrested?
Nexion: Everyday for my whole life.

With permission I want to post the chat log of Nexion's slave appearing on the forums. Ciao!

What's up? xd

Chicken butt.

The funnest conversastion in Haven chatbox history...
http://www.2shared.com/document/XbNspcKJ/chatbox.html

Here is another sneek peek at Haven DVD Series!!!

"A lot zombies lurking around recently. Maybe it's better to call the Ghostbusters. I'm gonna have Freddy as breakfast. Never tried that pizza taste but looks quite spicy. Tickets to hell and not back are sold out on my side. Might support it if it goes ahead. As far as I know Valts is working on this thing now. Though couldn't find any more clues in hell."

We've ALREADY broke the record?! Why nobody did alert me?
Jayngo26 says: Planet J will win the dome anti award.
That's true :B
Dark_wizzie says: and tenemk.
I've already said a catrillion zillion times that it's not Tenemk, it's Tenamk

Anyone read the chatbox log I posted?

"Dark_wizzie's signature: Nobody is perfect, I am nobody. Copier of my siggy will be severely pwned.
Tenamk says: Oh crap!"

Today's daily spam message:
This is what happens when the Wizzie gets ambitious and wants to try to break his previous typing record...

Record shattered from 98 words per minute. Finally, I join the 3 digit club!

My bad. Now it's 108 words per minute at 85% accuracy. I get better. And better. AND BETTER!!!!

275th post.
SCHUTZSTAFFEL!
Mein leben!

In related news, I hitted 108 words per minute some time ago.

You've already posted that! Oh, this is the spam thread!

108, not 105.

Dark_wizzie wrote:My bad. Now it's 108 words per minute at 85% accuracy. I get better. And better. AND BETTER!!!!

Dark_wizzie wrote:In related news, I hitted 108 words per minute some time ago.

Dark_wizzie wrote:108, not 105.

THREE TIMES ABOUT THE SAME THING, DW?

Yes.

I TRULY APOLOGISE FOR THE STUFF SAID BY MY BROTHER YESTERDAY ON THE CHATBOX. IF YOU WERE A VICTIM OF HIS RANDOMNESS, PLEASE LET ME KNOW.

arghhhhhhh!!!