Try Hard Wolfers Newspaper: Vol. 63 Doomed Division

New exciting Wolf3D themed magazine. More coming soon! Stay tuned

Volume 1
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/01/26/vol-1-26th-of-january/

Volume 2
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/02/02/vol-2-02nd-of-february/

Volume 3
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/02/09/vol-3-09th-of-february/

Volume 4
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/02/16/vol-4-16th-of-february/

Volume 5
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/02/23/vol-5-23rd-of-february/

Volume 6
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/03/01/vol-6-1st-of-march/

Volume 7
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/03/08/vol-7-8th-of-march/

Volume 8
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/03/15/vol-8-15th-of-march/

Volume 10
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/03/29/vol-10-29th-of-march/

Volume 11
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/04/07/vol-11-5th-of-april/

Volume 12
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/04/12/vol-12-12th-of-april/

Volume 13
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/04/20/vol-13-19th-of-april/

Volume 14
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/04/26/vol-14-26th-of-april/

Volume 15
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/05/03/vol-15-3rd-of-may/

Volume 16
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/05/10/vol-16-10th-of-may/

Volume 17
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/05/17/vol-17-17th-of-may/

Volume 18
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/05/24/vol-18-24th-of-may/

Volume 19
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/05/31/vol-19-31st-of-may/

Volume 20
http://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/06/07/vol-20-7th-of-june/

Volume 21
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/06/14/vol-21-14th-of-june/

Volume 22
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/06/21/vol-22-21st-of-june/

Volume 23
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/06/28/vol-23-28th-of-june/

Volume 24
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/07/05/vol-24-5th-of-july/

Volume 25
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/07/12/vol-25-12th-of-july/

Volume 26
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/07/19/vol-26-20th-of-july/

Volume 27
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/07/26/vol-27-26th-of-july/

Volume 28
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/08/02/vol-28-2nd-of-august/

Volume 29
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/08/09/vol-29-9th-of-august/

Volume 30
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/08/16/vol-30-16th-of-august/

Volume 31
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/08/23/vol-31-24th-of-august/

Volume 32
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/08/30/vol-32-30th-of-august/

Volume 33
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/09/06/vol-33-6th-of-september/

Volume 34
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/09/14/vol-34-13th-of-september/

Volume 35
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/09/22/vol-35-20th-of-september/

Volume 36
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/09/27/vol-36-27th-of-september/

Volume 37
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/10/05/vol-37-4th-of-october/

Volume 38
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/10/11/vol-38-12th-of-october/

Volume 39
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/10/18/vol-39-18th-of-october/

Volume 40
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/10/25/vol-40-25th-of-october/

Volume 41
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/11/01/vol-41-1st-of-november/

Volume 42
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/11/08/vol-42-8th-of-november/

Volume 43
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/11/15/vol-43-15th-of-november/

Volume 44
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/11/22/vol-44-22nd-of-november/

Volume 45
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/11/29/vol-45-29th-of-november/

Volume 46
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/12/06/vol-46-6th-of-december/

Volume 47
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/12/14/vol-47-13th-of-december/

Volume 48
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/12/20/vol-48-20th-of-december/

Volume 49
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/12/27/vol-49-27th-of-december/

Volume 50
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/01/05/vol-50-3rd-of-january/

Volume 51
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/01/12/vol-51-10th-of-january/

Volume 52
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/01/19/vol-52-17th-of-january/

Volume 53
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/01/25/vol-53-24th-of-january/

Volume 54
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/01/31/vol-54-31st-of-january/

Volume 55
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/02/08/vol-55-7th-of-february/

Volume 56
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/02/15/vol-56-14th-of-february/

Volume 57
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/02/22/vol-57-21st-of-february/

Volume 58
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/03/03/vol-58-3rd-of-march/

Volume 59
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/03/15/vol-59-15th-of-march/

Volume 60
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/03/30/vol-60-30th-of-march/

Volume 61
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/04/06/vol-61-6th-of-april/

Volume 62
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/04/15/vol-62-15th-of-april/

Volume 63
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/09/08/vol-63-8th-of-september/

Teh Mawd Wif No Name
https://www.moddb.com/mods/teh-mawd-wif-no-name

The BJ That Stole Xmas
https://www.moddb.com/mods/the-bj-that-stole-xmas

Geheimwaffe
https://www.moddb.com/mods/geheimwaffel

V-Day
https://www.moddb.com/mods/v-day

TDIOTDDFTDPOD
https://www.moddb.com/mods/the-doomed-invsaion-off-the-doomde-dmeons-from-the-doomed-plane-t-of-doom

Dear B.J.
https://www.moddb.com/mods/dear-bj/

Der cHase
https://www.moddb.com/mods/der-chase

TDROTDFHDDER
https://www.moddb.com/mods/the-domed-revengenance-of-the-dmenons-form-hell-demonic-doomed-eternal-revenge/downloads/the-domed-revengenance-of-the-dmenons-form-hell-demonic-doomed-eternal-revenge

wolfman93 wrote:New exciting Wolf3D themed magazine. More coming soon! Stay tuned

https://
tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/01/26/vol-1-26th-of-january/

Welcome to the forums.  Since you just joined yesterday, I thought that I’d let you know that new members can’t post links during their first 7 days.  So I’m reposting: https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/01/26/vol-1-26th-of-january/
 
I read your comedy newsletter and I like it.  You mentioned Anaximander, who was one of the writers whom I had read about in History class years and years ago.  You also mentioned Joshua, but he’s not on the forums anymore.

Looks nice.

Which format though? PDF? RTF?

stathmk wrote:

wolfman93 wrote:New exciting Wolf3D themed magazine. More coming soon! Stay tuned

https://
tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/01/26/vol-1-26th-of-january/

Welcome to the forums.  Since you just joined yesterday, I thought that I’d let you know that new members can’t post links during their first 7 days.  So I’m reposting: [url=/2020/01/26/vol-1-26th-of-january/]https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/01/26/vol-1-26th-of-january/[/url]
 
I read your comedy newsletter and I like it.  You mentioned Anaximander, who was one of the writers whom I had read about in History class years and years ago.  You also mentioned Joshua, but he’s not on the forums anymore.

Cool that you guys like it and thanks for linking it properly The format as of now is png


The second issue is freshly printed and ready to go!

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/02/02/vol-2-02nd-of-february/

wolfman93 wrote:

The interview with Gretel is hilarious!!! I can really enjoy reading and laughing whle reading it. And yepp, German IS a difficult language for foreigners to learn. But it can be mastered.

EDITh has her say: I'd like to have that journal in .pdf format. To save it.

Thank you!  I just now read your second edition.  Your story about Hansel and Gretel putting the witch in the oven reminds me that in the first King's Quest game that you are playing as somebody else in the witch's gingerbread house.

Excellent to hear it was another fun read! I wanted to reply during the week but got caught up in things.... The German is not perfect but hopefully works well with the game's language skill set Will have to see about pdf files. Maybe the full layout will still change or will attach it as alternative.

Volume 3: for anyone who likes to cook >
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/02/09/vol-3-09th-of-february/

wolfman93 wrote:Excellent to hear it was another fun read! I wanted to reply during the week but got caught up in things.... The German is not perfect but hopefully works well with the game's language skill set Will have to see about pdf files. Maybe the full layout will still change or will attach it as alternative.

Volume 3: for anyone who likes to cook >
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/02/09/vol-3-09th-of-february/

I read it today.  Thank you for going into Photoshop and changing the sprites for Dr. Schabbs and the pots and pans.  To be honest, I didn’t play your 2 kilobyte map files.  I suppose that you could go back into the .zip file and add into it a text file linking it to https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/02/09/vol-3-09th-of-february/ .  Then I suppose that you could send it to James (Zombie or Zombie_Plan) on www.wolf3d.net for him to post.
 
You may want to fill out a profile at https://wolf3d.darkbb.com/t3513-wolfer-profiles-thread and/or http://diehardwolfers.areyep.com/viewtopic.php?p=100614

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/02/16/vol-4-16th-of-february/
Issue #4 features more map techniques and a short dictionary article!

Ryu-sama wrote:!!! I like it.

If you need help with German, just hit me up. It's my native language.

EDITh: why don't you answer my question about a downloadable version?

Thanks for the offer! Part of the charm of Wolfenstein is the funny German mixed with English. I hope the German is not too off and it captures the same spirit. I;m still uncertain about the type of format and host or perhaps text based posts. Maybe you missed it in last reply. Right now downloading 10 images should not be a problem

stathmk wrote:I read it today.  Thank you for going into Photoshop and changing the sprites for Dr. Schabbs and the pots and pans.  To be honest, I didn’t play your 2 kilobyte map files.  I suppose that you could go back into the .zip file and add into it a text file linking it to [url=/2020/02/09/vol-3-09th-of-february/]https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/02/09/vol-3-09th-of-february/[/url] .  Then I suppose that you could send it to James (Zombie or Zombie_Plan) on www.wolf3d.net for him to post.
 
You may want to fill out a profile at [url=/t3513-wolfer-profiles-thread]https://wolf3d.darkbb.com/t3513-wolfer-profiles-thread[/url] and/or [url=/viewtopic.php?p=100614]http://diehardwolfers.areyep.com/viewtopic.php?p=100614[/url]

It's ok about the map. It is just there as a goodie and the same map as in the picture. Maybe there will be more goodies :-)
I don't have enough time as of now. You are always welcome to post it on any site you like

Volume 5 is on. Short review and graphical tutorial

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/02/23/vol-5-23rd-of-february/

Volume 6 feat. a world premiere, the first ever review of the Lair of the Mantis mod!! You can't miss this one!

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/03/01/vol-6-1st-of-march/

I simply love the last two issues!

Glad to hear that they haven't missed the mark. I was afraid about that

No. 7 brings another tutorial for people who like to swing their pencil!

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/03/08/vol-7-8th-of-march/

Special issue because of the world's current virus condition.

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/03/15/vol-8-15th-of-march/

Another volume out!

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/03/29/vol-10-29th-of-march/

A small delay. This time it's full of math taking close look at the new results in gold research seen here: http://dhw.wolfenstein3d.com/viewtopic.php?t=8427

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/04/07/vol-11-5th-of-april/

wolfman93 wrote:A small delay. This time it's full of math taking close look at the new results in gold research seen here: http://dhw.wolfenstein3d.com/viewtopic.php?t=8427

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/04/07/vol-11-5th-of-april/

Great analysis. You've achieved far more with my original mission than I could have ever hoped to.

It wouldn't have come this far without your idea and research. Now it just needs another party to take the analysis even further

Meanwhile Vol. 12:
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/04/12/vol-12-12th-of-april/

Another volume bites the dust

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/04/20/vol-13-19th-of-april/

This time it's about real world physics in realistic mapping

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/04/26/vol-14-26th-of-april/

This is a post by Joshua Z Reader 92.

Where is volume 9? Did volume 9 ever appear?

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Volume 9+6 has arrived. Reporting on a masterfully crafted mod

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/05/03/vol-15-3rd-of-may/

Another week bites the dust

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/05/10/vol-16-10th-of-may/

This time: Introduction to the code and the curvy rooms!

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/05/17/vol-17-17th-of-may/

Visiting ancient cultures and tribes

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/05/24/vol-18-24th-of-may/

wolfman93 wrote:Visiting ancient cultures and tribes

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/05/24/vol-18-24th-of-may/

Keep 'em coming! I laugh my ass off every new issue. Really. That's alway so spot on.

First can-i-play-daddy steps of programming!

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/05/31/vol-19-31st-of-may/

How to properly install Wolfenstein 3-d o_o

http://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/06/07/vol-20-7th-of-june/

wolfman93 wrote:How to properly install Wolfenstein 3-d o_o

http://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/06/07/vol-20-7th-of-june/

*roflmao*

It reminds me so much of old times - I needed to run Memmaker so often to be able to play Wolf3D (and DooM).   I bought a soundcard, two very good speakers and  that did it. I told the neighbors not to worry in case they heard the chaingun rattling.

Thank you, Wolfman.

It's so hilarious.

Good to see it entertained you! Today got some puzzles for the whole family

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/06/14/vol-21-14th-of-june/

wolfman93 wrote:Good to see it entertained you! Today got some puzzles for the whole family

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/06/14/vol-21-14th-of-june/

Hilarious! So far, I haven't been into solving Soduko, but this may yet do the trick.

Haven't found Hitler yet on the last page, but I'm sure I'll track him down.

Since no one has found Hitler yet he might be still out there living a luxurious life on the beach.
Living in a bunker can cause all sorts of diseases

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/06/21/vol-22-21st-of-june/

wolfman93 wrote:Since no one has found Hitler yet he might be still out there living a luxurious life on the beach.
Living in a bunker can cause all sorts of diseases

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/06/21/vol-22-21st-of-june/

Once again: so funny! Keep 'em coming!

Of course here is another one for this week! This time taking a look at Diablobo 3D!!!

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/06/28/vol-23-28th-of-june/

Wolfenstein is filled with monsters you haven't seen before! They are lurking everywhere. Click here to find out more about them:

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/07/05/vol-24-5th-of-july/

Clickbait! But so hilariously funny! Keep up the great work!

wolfman93 wrote:Wolfenstein is filled with monsters you haven't seen before! They are lurking everywhere. Click here to find out more about them:

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/07/05/vol-24-5th-of-july/

Sometimes I wonder if you have ADHD or Tourette Syndrome.  I’ll go back to finish reading your hilarious Wolfenmon issue.  One of the things that I thought while skimming over it was, ”Chernobyl looks very pretty at this time of year!“  In 1998 or 1999, I watched the English translation of Pokemon season 1 or 2.  At that point, there were 150 or 151 Pokemon.
 
Have you ever heard of an extreme reality show called Hoarders at https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1497563/ ?  The hoarders either seem to have geriatric health problems trying to stand up and sit down so they throw down the trash.  Or they are complaining about lots of personal problems.  The pet hoarders are the most depressing to me.  We wouldn’t die from suicide, but we might die from a heart attack at the house.  Well, one of my co-workers that I’ve known for years likes Pokemon Nintendo games.  I can’t remember if he said that he collected all 150 or 151 of the original Pokemon.  Then I joked saying, “Have you ever seen the TV show Hoarders where they hoard pets or complain about personal problems when the relatives and authorities are called?  I can just imagine you hoarding all 150 or 151 pet Pokemon when your relatives and authorities are called over and you complain about personal problems!”  He didn’t call me an idiot, but I guess he thought that I was one for a minute.  Ash, Misty, and Brock must be pet Pokemon hoarders in need of an intervention!

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Yes, sometimes I feel like I'm part of the last Predator (2018) movie. I might curse like sailor when i'm asleep, when trying to catch thousands of Wolfenmon. You can only call yourself a master of wolfenstein if you managed to catch a potted plant by shooting 1000 bullets at it. There is also the Blue Edition of Wolfenmon called Lost Blue Episodes featuring even more creatures!!! Too bad there isn't a yellow one yet

Election time - Vote for your final boss!
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/07/12/vol-25-12th-of-july/

wolfman93 wrote:Yes, sometimes I feel like I'm part of the last Predator (2018) movie. I might curse like sailor when i'm asleep, when trying to catch thousands of Wolfenmon. You can only call yourself a master of wolfenstein if you managed to catch a potted plant by shooting 1000 bullets at it. There is also the Blue Edition of Wolfenmon called Lost Blue Episodes featuring even more creatures!!! Too bad there isn't a yellow one yet

Election time - Vote for your final boss!
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/07/12/vol-25-12th-of-july/

*roflmao*!!!!

I'm laughing hardly so much. But you're right. "Trans rights are human rights". In all seriousness.

Okay. My vote goes to... Dr. Schabbs. (Even though I like the mutants best. Most of the time.)

wolfman93 wrote:Yes, sometimes I feel like I'm part of the last Predator (2018) movie. I might curse like sailor when i'm asleep, when trying to catch thousands of Wolfenmon. You can only call yourself a master of wolfenstein if you managed to catch a potted plant by shooting 1000 bullets at it. There is also the Blue Edition of Wolfenmon called Lost Blue Episodes featuring even more creatures!!! Too bad there isn't a yellow one yet

Election time - Vote for your final boss!
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/07/12/vol-25-12th-of-july/

I guess I don't understand the Predator movie joke because I haven't seen the movie.  But don't tell me why because I don't want you spoiling it for me.

The participants might be dead before the votes are counted. In the meantime find out if you are really wolfer :O
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/07/19/vol-26-20th-of-july/

*lol*! So much.

"Die, allied Schweinehund." Hilarious to no end.

On today's menu: Review of a controversial mod by the cowboy technician of the office

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/07/26/vol-27-26th-of-july/

"Adidass", eh?

And yes, I am able to laugh about that. And the issue in general.

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I think you confused the forums there buddy!

How to make a mean, lean boss:
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/08/09/vol-29-9th-of-august/

Now that's a nice surprise.

I'm back from the hospital, check in here - and find two new really nice new issues. Love 'em.