Try Hard Wolfers Newspaper: Vol. 63 Doomed Division

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New exciting Wolf3D themed magazine. More coming soon! Stay tuned

Volume 1
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/01/26/vol-1-26th-of-january/

Volume 2
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/02/02/vol-2-02nd-of-february/

Volume 3
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/02/09/vol-3-09th-of-february/

Volume 4
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/02/16/vol-4-16th-of-february/

Volume 5
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/02/23/vol-5-23rd-of-february/

Volume 6
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/03/01/vol-6-1st-of-march/

Volume 7
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/03/08/vol-7-8th-of-march/

Volume 8
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/03/15/vol-8-15th-of-march/

Volume 10
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/03/29/vol-10-29th-of-march/

Volume 11
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/04/07/vol-11-5th-of-april/

Volume 12
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/04/12/vol-12-12th-of-april/

Volume 13
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/04/20/vol-13-19th-of-april/

Volume 14
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/04/26/vol-14-26th-of-april/

Volume 15
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/05/03/vol-15-3rd-of-may/

Volume 16
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/05/10/vol-16-10th-of-may/

Volume 17
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/05/17/vol-17-17th-of-may/

Volume 18
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/05/24/vol-18-24th-of-may/

Volume 19
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/05/31/vol-19-31st-of-may/

Volume 20
http://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/06/07/vol-20-7th-of-june/

Volume 21
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/06/14/vol-21-14th-of-june/

Volume 22
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/06/21/vol-22-21st-of-june/

Volume 23
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/06/28/vol-23-28th-of-june/

Volume 24
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/07/05/vol-24-5th-of-july/

Volume 25
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/07/12/vol-25-12th-of-july/

Volume 26
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/07/19/vol-26-20th-of-july/

Volume 27
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/07/26/vol-27-26th-of-july/

Volume 28
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/08/02/vol-28-2nd-of-august/

Volume 29
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/08/09/vol-29-9th-of-august/

Volume 30
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/08/16/vol-30-16th-of-august/

Volume 31
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/08/23/vol-31-24th-of-august/

Volume 32
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/08/30/vol-32-30th-of-august/

Volume 33
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/09/06/vol-33-6th-of-september/

Volume 34
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/09/14/vol-34-13th-of-september/

Volume 35
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/09/22/vol-35-20th-of-september/

Volume 36
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/09/27/vol-36-27th-of-september/

Volume 37
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/10/05/vol-37-4th-of-october/

Volume 38
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/10/11/vol-38-12th-of-october/

Volume 39
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/10/18/vol-39-18th-of-october/

Volume 40
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/10/25/vol-40-25th-of-october/

Volume 41
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/11/01/vol-41-1st-of-november/

Volume 42
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/11/08/vol-42-8th-of-november/

Volume 43
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/11/15/vol-43-15th-of-november/

Volume 44
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/11/22/vol-44-22nd-of-november/

Volume 45
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/11/29/vol-45-29th-of-november/

Volume 46
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/12/06/vol-46-6th-of-december/

Volume 47
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/12/14/vol-47-13th-of-december/

Volume 48
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/12/20/vol-48-20th-of-december/

Volume 49
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/12/27/vol-49-27th-of-december/

Volume 50
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/01/05/vol-50-3rd-of-january/

Volume 51
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/01/12/vol-51-10th-of-january/

Volume 52
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/01/19/vol-52-17th-of-january/

Volume 53
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/01/25/vol-53-24th-of-january/

Volume 54
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/01/31/vol-54-31st-of-january/

Volume 55
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/02/08/vol-55-7th-of-february/

Volume 56
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/02/15/vol-56-14th-of-february/

Volume 57
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/02/22/vol-57-21st-of-february/

Volume 58
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/03/03/vol-58-3rd-of-march/

Volume 59
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/03/15/vol-59-15th-of-march/

Volume 60
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/03/30/vol-60-30th-of-march/

Volume 61
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/04/06/vol-61-6th-of-april/

Volume 62
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/04/15/vol-62-15th-of-april/

Volume 63
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/09/08/vol-63-8th-of-september/

Teh Mawd Wif No Name
https://www.moddb.com/mods/teh-mawd-wif-no-name

The BJ That Stole Xmas
https://www.moddb.com/mods/the-bj-that-stole-xmas

Geheimwaffe
https://www.moddb.com/mods/geheimwaffel

V-Day
https://www.moddb.com/mods/v-day

TDIOTDDFTDPOD
https://www.moddb.com/mods/the-doomed-invsaion-off-the-doomde-dmeons-from-the-doomed-plane-t-of-doom

Dear B.J.
https://www.moddb.com/mods/dear-bj/

Der cHase
https://www.moddb.com/mods/der-chase

TDROTDFHDDER
https://www.moddb.com/mods/the-domed-revengenance-of-the-dmenons-form-hell-demonic-doomed-eternal-revenge/downloads/the-domed-revengenance-of-the-dmenons-form-hell-demonic-doomed-eternal-revenge

That's great. Humor is simply fantastic medicine.

Today brings istructions on how 2 do things in case you have forgotten or never managed to run wolf3d

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/08/16/vol-30-16th-of-august/

The Greteling, exclusive photos of the undressed Gretel at the beach. Look now and never look back at how your life used to be before!!!

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/08/23/vol-31-24th-of-august/

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John Romero and the AARDWOLF generation!! Call Apogee and ask if it's true

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/08/30/vol-32-30th-of-august/

Another week has passed, another issue enlightened by the spirit of the holy wolf. Have a look at what make a pro level a hardcore mega pro level

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/09/06/vol-33-6th-of-september/

Bit late but had to have a decisive duel at noon with our gun-toting Cowboy BeeBoob

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/09/14/vol-34-13th-of-september/

Check out our hot summer BJ photos.

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/09/22/vol-35-20th-of-september/

Now that I had the time to check up on the latest issues I can say: they are hilarious! Especially "Beach II".

Keep it up, Wolfman! =o)

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Hot-headed weeks everywhere
https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/10/05/vol-37-4th-of-october/

This issue covers all you need to know about making a proper mod!! DO a mod yourself in just under 4 hours!

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/10/11/vol-38-12th-of-october/

As a bonus for all the premium long-time subscribers the mod is included for free!!

JUST CLICK THE DOWNLOAD LINK IN THE LINK TO WIN THE FREE MOD!

Here is a view on the view!

No free gifts, mods or giveaways this time but a handy tutorial on helping you to decorate your living room just right.
If you ever wanted to have floor tiles fit perfectly to your square fridge

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/10/18/vol-39-18th-of-october/

What are Microsoft plans holding Wolfenstein in its claws??

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/10/25/vol-40-25th-of-october/

This time the office brings you most spooky and gruesome Hallostein short stories ever told! Read this creepy paste at your own risk. You have been warned.

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/11/01/vol-41-1st-of-november/

wolfman93 wrote:This time the office brings you most spooky and gruesome Hallostein short stories ever told! Read this creepy paste at your own risk. You have been warned.

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/11/01/vol-41-1st-of-november/

Brilliant! Very creative and funny and lots of twists, one of the best wolf3d stories I ever read.

Glad you enjoyed the taste of those grim fairy tales because this issue brings you more tales from darkest corners of wolf world.

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/11/08/vol-42-8th-of-november/

The true Aardwolf is hiding in the walls of Wolfenstein !

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/11/15/vol-43-15th-of-november/

Deep research about the most intense wolf 3-d mod in existence

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/11/22/vol-44-22nd-of-november/

There is no such thing as fast food in Wolfenstein. Only the finest dishes a 4-armed Ubermutant could cook!

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/11/29/vol-45-29th-of-november/

Winter is coming and the citizen inside castle Wolfenstein are freezing their bums off. They clearly haven't invested enough golden treasure into furnaces.

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/12/06/vol-46-6th-of-december/

"Winter is coming" - indeed.

*lol*!

Keep 'em coming! I'm always laughing my head off.

Better don't lose your head then

Another tutorial telling you how to whip out some good ol' sprities!

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/12/14/vol-47-13th-of-december/

Sportswolf because you want it and you want ski strafing exercise this time of the year

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/12/20/vol-48-20th-of-december/

Free mod but only because it's the time of giving! Merry Xmas

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2020/12/27/vol-49-27th-of-december/

The long awaited awarded awards for the joker of the year

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/01/05/vol-50-3rd-of-january/

THW decided to join the Hollymood stars on Mod DB to become world-famous. Let us celebrate this hot year with a brand-new mod!! Operation Geheimwaffe, in which B.J. has to find a legendary weapon to save mankind. This weapon might be not as pointy as some old rusty spear but it is just as powerful

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/01/12/vol-51-10th-of-january/

https://www.moddb.com/mods/the-bj-that-stole-xmas

https://www.moddb.com/mods/teh-mawd-wif-no-name

The masterpiece of a masterpiece mod reviewed and it's more superb than Trench Warfare, Chemical Warfare and Butter Warfare combined! Click and find out what a real mapping mod god looks like.

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/01/19/vol-52-17th-of-january/

Have you scratched the surface of Wolfenstein3-D knowledge?? Do you thirst for more and do you want to delve deep into the deep sea web then look no further because the answer is one click away!!

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/01/25/vol-53-24th-of-january/

wolfman93 wrote:Have you scratched the surface of Wolfenstein3-D knowledge?? Do you thirst for more and do you want to delve deep into the deep sea web then look no further because the answer is one click away!!

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/01/25/vol-53-24th-of-january/

Nice primer into the Wolf3d Internet Universe there. Looking forward to reading the advanced next article too, I feel like it will make my IQ jump from 156 to 159. Watch out Dean!

Mah, they forgot to mention the most important person ever in community CHRIS CHOKEN!!


Maybe in next edition I hope

Who's being choked? Today the leftovers of the Titanic have been washed ashore:

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/01/31/vol-54-31st-of-january/

I just realized that I haven't posted anything for a bit - gosh.

But here I am.

Nice ones! Love 'em still.

"Wasserlassenstein". Hilarious. (Although I had a cystitis lately, but I'm better now. Much better.)

The Wolf-Economy is in shambles. How do you make a quick back? Find out by reading the top 5 solutions of how to get broke!

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/02/08/vol-55-7th-of-february/

Behold and embrace another superb mod to save the Wolf economy! Love and hugs for everyone

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/02/15/vol-56-14th-of-february/

https://www.moddb.com/mods/v-day

I like the newest edition. It's so hilarious.

Blast from the past. Read about the world from yesterday. Now with 256 colors less:

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/02/22/vol-57-21st-of-february/

TryHardDoomers presents Destiny of Doom:

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/03/03/vol-58-3rd-of-march/

https://www.moddb.com/mods/the-doomed-invsaion-off-the-doomde-dmeons-from-the-doomed-plane-t-of-doom

The time has come to focus all available brain power and go on a mental journey in a mod that will let you look at the world in a different light.

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/03/15/vol-59-15th-of-march/

https://www.moddb.com/mods/dear-bj/

Make a mod in 1 click! How? By Clicking this link of course!!

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/03/30/vol-60-30th-of-march/

Wolfman93, I've read every one of the editions of your newsletter!  I thought that your Wolfemon edition was the most clever.

I wonder if you have Tourette Syndrome and what's bouncing around in your dendrites and synapses!  Can we analyze a sample of your bloodstream so that we can research for the high-potency happy pill!?

Please, make sure the blood type in the sample isn't misgendered. It's actually the pink flavored sub-type of tour-ed sindrome.

But here is the good news, all is cured and a new piece of art on the horizon:

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/04/06/vol-61-6th-of-april/

https://www.moddb.com/mods/der-chase

wolfman93 wrote:Please, make sure the blood type in the sample isn't misgendered. It's actually the pink flavored sub-type of tour-ed sindrome.

But here is the good news, all is cured and a new piece of art on the horizon:

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/04/06/vol-61-6th-of-april/

https://www.moddb.com/mods/der-chase

Nobody told me that the blood sample is misgendered or LGBTQ+_and_sometimes_Y.  Ignore the crude language in this link, but comedians impersonating scientists claim to have isolated and ostracized the gay gene at https://www.theonion.com/gay-gene-isolated-ostracized-1819564276 .  The gene is gay, but I respect that fact, and he can now marry who he wants.

Where do you get your creativity for all these stories of yours!?

The stories of destiny comet from the pits menkind. They are all handshafted. This week has budget constains but liek it if u click . ok

http://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/04/15/vol-62-15th-of-april/

Consider this a late comeback. In the past months not a single soul has been donating any money so the business ran out of budget and staff. THW is operating now on an even smaller negative budget than ever before. You expected nothing but here is it after months of anticipation ready to destroy and non-existing expectations. 

This is the brand-hot sequel to the most famous THW mod that has ever been published.

https://tryhardwolfers.art.blog/2021/09/08/vol-63-8th-of-september/

https://www.moddb.com/mods/the-domed-revengenance-of-the-dmenons-form-hell-demonic-doomed-eternal-revenge/downloads/the-domed-revengenance-of-the-dmenons-form-hell-demonic-doomed-eternal-revenge

giftmacher wrote:Mah, they forgot to mention the most important person ever in community CHRIS CHOKEN!!


Maybe in next edition I hope

Hi, giftmacher.

I had lost track of this thread.

How serious are you about staying in contact with chokster37 or Chris?  He seems to have frozen his Chris Diehard Wolfers profile and deactivated his Chokster37 Wolf3d Haven profile.  When somebody does something like this, then I think that it's none of my business anymore why.  I don't know his email address.  I had heard that his name is Christian instead of Christopher.  There's a Chris Chokan on Facebook with a photo of a campfire, but I don't have a clue about if he's the same person.