The Haven garbage bin : Spam Edition

Wolf 3D spam mod. Funny mod‘s name.

Triad!

HUST!

BJ possum!

They say that obama is a muslim who is going to nuke charelston and invade texas,.........SENSATIONALIST HOOEY! The truth is far more sinister. Obama is actually part of a race of homosexual space lepricans from uranus who are going to come to our planet and steal our lucky charms and teach our kids to have gay orgys!

I thought that this is appropriate for the spam section.  Bones is a show on Fox based on a book with a name like “208 Bones” or “216 Bones.”  It has Zooey DeSchanel's sister Emily.  On yesterday’s rerun, they mention the spear of destiny (or spear of Longinus) that was used to stab Christ, but they don’t actually call it that.  It reminded me of The Spear of Destiny computer game's instruction booklet.

Internet movie Database: Bones
Bones Season 5 Episode 14 'The Devil in the Details' Promo (0:29)
Bones Season 5 Episode 14 - The Devil in the Details (Behind the Scenes) (3:00)
Bones Advertisement For November 20 (0:30)

Enjoy

Nonsense graphic patch in NewWolf.

Wolf3d like mod made with Game Maker or something similar

Another "fun" patch Wolf3D inside Win93 aka Castle Gafa 3D (needs some cpu power)

BFG = Big Censored Gun

BFG = Bio Force Gun

Triad!

HUST!

BJ possum!

Some people grind my gears. But I suppose it's better than gears grinding people.

One of the guys on the Doom Facebook group posted that we just might see our first look at ID's or Bethesda's Quake reboot at 7PM PST / 10PM EST on Youtube & Twitch:
YouTube - https://gaming.youtube.com/e3
Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/bethesda

I watched online the IGN E3 2016 live event.  It looks like fun.  They had Doom reboot downloadable content, Quake Champions for PC, the Prey reboot for X-Box One, for Playstation 4, & for PC, & other games.  I almost lost interest in watching something about The Elder Scrolls.  I think that the Prey reboot is next year.  I think that Quake Champions will be shown in more detail in August at Quakecon.

The first level of the Doom reboot is free for X-Box One, Playstation 4, & PC for only this week.

Last week I was listening to the radio again.  They said that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson from wrestling wants to run as a governor or president.  The women discussing this on the radio said that he should run & debate shirtless.

I have some other oddball celebrity news.  I live in Indiana.  I saw on a news affiliate that the US Council or Convention of Mayors met today in Indiana.  There they had the Dalai Lama & Lady Gaga talk about compassion.  What's the punchline?  There is no punchline.

I do not eat spam. I do not like the food.

hi


how r u guys

Dark_wizzie wrote:hi


how r u guys

I’m glad to know that you’re still around.  I have to be busy for the moment doing things other than Wolfenstein 3D.  Tris said that The Wolf Front would be ready on September 15, but he hasn’t logged in since September 7.  I wouldn’t know what’s happening with him, but I’m patiently waiting: http://diehardwolfers.areyep.com/viewtopic.php?t=7535
 
The Shadow Genesis Beta might have been released during the same time span while you were away.  They’ve spent years on it.

I wrote and on old DHW:

Hi Wolfers! Visitors today record limit:16 users,3 hidden,251 guest =270 men visitors today DHW forum!!!! (Mon Jul 27, 2015 11:30 am)
New visitors today record:17 users,5 hidden,283 guest =305 men visitors today DHW forum!!!!! Cool!!! (Tue Jul 28, 2015 1:13 pm)

As of this moment, I’m overhearing DC’s Legends of Tomorrow on the CW channel.  It’s something about time travel & time drift.  They seemed to be talking about the Crucifixion of Jesus with the Spear of Destiny or The Holy Lance.  They talk about it like it has mystical powers.  I wonder if this is popularized because of The Spear of Destiny computer game.  Those of you who live in the time zones further west can watch it in a bit.

Dialogue 3-D - Mod about life and death in Wolf3D

Video about this thing.

Triad!

HUST!

BJ possum!

Yesterday & today, we watched the DVD of the new rendition of Ben-Hur:  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2638144/?ref_=nv_sr_1  Ben-Hur is fiction.  Judah Ben-Hur (Judah prince of Hur) is a Judean or Israeli with an adopted Roman brother named Messala.  Anyways, about 1 hour & 52 minutes into the movie, Jesus dies on the cross & a Roman stabs him with The Spear of Destiny.  They don’t call it The Spear of Destiny in the movie.  I just thought that you guys would want to know since you like Wolfenstein 3D & The Spear of Destiny.

You can't make this shit up.

Castle Werewolf 3D & The Trailer
Seems to be made with GameMaker as are the other projects of this author.

Don't remember if i have posted the video already few years ago but i found another article about Wolfenstein VR, Blake Stone VR and Cybertag.

Cybertag - another official game using the Wolf3D engine. A virtual reality multiplayer "Wolf3D" in 1994, long before the Occulus craze.

Anyways here is the video again:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9n_TkFIttk

And the blog post.
https://robert-rice.squarespace.com/future-vision/2013/12/13/my-first-tech-job-was-creating-virtual-reality

On the lost Island of Panu Ro the native tribes only discontinued cannibalism when SPAM was introduced by tourists.... well after they ate those tourists.
Now the Islanders eat a diet mostly consisting of SPAM, fruits n veggies, toucans, sea weed, and special brownies,... and water.
Though occasionally unruly tourists do still get eaten.

The US state department recommends all US citizens travelling to Panu-Ro bring plenty of spam and not disrespect tribal customs or trespass on Temple grounds.

This week, I watched TruTV’s World’s Dumbest or World’s Funniest.  They attached a camera to a dog that really can run fast and in a straight line.  They didn’t notice or didn’t care to mention that the dog looks like the same breed as Loki from dog mode from Rise of The Triad.  Rise of The Triad was going to be a Wolfenstein 3D expansion pack.

One of my coworkers is my boss’ daughter-in-law.  She and I have been both working together for about 4 years.  Once she told me that her nephew had been born and named William Joseph.  I told her that I play Wolfenstein 3D where the main character is named William Joseph and fights against the Germans.  She said that she had never heard of the game and asked if it’s for X-Box.  I said that it’s for the computer.

You're almost out of time to pre-order Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus, which comes with The Freedom Chronicles Episode Zero, and a Terror Billy Blaskowicz action figure.  It arrives on October 27.  I'll have to post more in a thread tomorrow.

I watched Impractical Jokers.  Some of the pranks are clever and some are just stupid.  One of the guys announced made-up nonsensical names to people in the waiting room.  This included the name Melba Moses Wolfenstein and it was the Brownbeaten episode.  They responded with, "Nobody has names like that!"  There aren't very many people named Wolfenstein either.  I thought that Wolfenstein, Germany is just a place with rocks.

I thought that April 25 and 26 of this year were the strangest of the strange for news.  On an April 25 evening newscast of CBS WISH-TV 4 from Indianapolis, they said that the Golden State Serial Rapist/Murder has been identified and captured.  He committed rapes, obscene and threatening phone calls, about 100 burglaries, about 45 12 murders.  I’m glad that he’s off the street.

Then they announced that after the commercial break that they’d talk about the other miracle blue pill.  No, it’s not like V*I*A*G*R*A*.  The pill is for CDIFF.  I thought, “What, now!?”  If you take the wrong dosage of the wrong antibiotic, then in your intestines you’ve killed too many of the good bacteria, and you’d have digestive episodes.  These CDIFF patients took 32 blue pills with specific frozen donated human fecal matter in one day.  The bacteria go down to your gut and then the next day you can go to the toilet like a normal woman.  Talk to your doctor or you might be at risk for E Coli bacteria or other infections.  I thought, “What would Freud say about that?”  I know what Freud would say about that.  He’d say, “I’m not touching that one.”

https://www.webmd.com/digestive-disorders/clostridium-difficile-colitis#1

On the April 26 news, Bill Cosby was found guilty of 3 counts of sexual assault and then had an obscene tirade.

Also on the April 26 news, a man from Indiana was arrested for murder threats.  He called himself mechanical (!?!?) and threatened to murder and cannibalize other people’s children.  They show his picture and he doesn’t need to threaten you to scare you away.

This doesn’t have anything to do with the news, but it does have something to do with April 26.  On April 26, I started writing a Dr. Seuss-style poem about if Seuss was captured by the Jigsaw Killer and argued with him.

EDIT: I had forgotten to mention that on the April 26 news that newscaster Tom Brokaw was accused of sexual harassment from the 1990s.

On May 2, I watched Nova Wonders on PBS: http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/wonders/#living-in-you .  It had Kelly from Indianapolis.  I thought that’s her name.  She’s the one with wavy brunette hair, CDIFF, and pills, that I had seen on CBS WISH-TV 4 from the Indianapolis station.  This was my previous post on this thread.

I decided to put this in the spam thread because it’s mostly game advertising.  On Sunday, December 9 is CBS Sports Spectacular: The 2018 Gamers’ Choice Awards.  It should be interesting, but some of it is almost hype.

ECWolf Map Viewer
https://www.doomworld.com/forum/topic/103337-is-there-any-video-tutorial-on-wolf3d-modding-out-there/?tab=comments#comment-1941633

Wolf3D Snapchat face mask
https://www.reddit.com/r/SnapLenses/comments/a1wb80/retro_wolfenstein_3d_face_mask/

Wolf3D Remake
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1431917129

E1M1 in Second Life for about 5$
https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/wolfenstein3D-map-1-1/3823729?id=3823729&slug=wolfenstein3D-map-1-1

People still go to this forum? 

Sometimes when the stars align in the right way people are being summoned here.

"List of all known versions of Wolf3D and includes all known changes between the versions."
https://wolf3d.de/changelog

I'm not signing it because there are better petitions to sign or petitions bother people.  If I understand this, then its for a 1998 or 2001 version that wasn't released to the public:
https://www.change.org/p/randy-pitchford-releasing-the-true-duke-nukem-forever
I bought Duke Nukem Forever at a garage sale years ago.

DOOM Eternal (It takes place in The Doom 2 universe or timeline?) at the Bethesda E3 Showcase, live on June 9 at 5:30pm PT: http://twitch.tv/bethesda

It might have been on The ID Software Universe (TM) Facebook page that I saw that there will be a Commander Keen cell phone game.  I don’t know if it’s for Android or iPhone.  For whatever reasons, the Facebook group members didn’t like it.
 
With the Doom Eternal game, it’s something about a war in Heaven!?  I’ll have to watch Youtube to know more.

There will be a new console called The Google Stadia.  One of the new games for it will be Doom Eternal.
 
If you like blocky games like Wolfenstein 3D and Minecraft, there will be a Minecraft segment on the next CBS Sunday Morning.

stathmk wrote:If you like blocky games like Wolfenstein 3D and Minecraft

Hi Cynthia!

Princess Peach wrote:

stathmk wrote:If you like blocky games like Wolfenstein 3D and Minecraft

Hi Cynthia!

Who is Cynthia?

You still haven’t remembered to answer my question about Cynthia, but the 7-minute Minecraft video is now here: 
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/minecraft-mining-lessons-from-the-blockbuster-video-game/
EDIT: Minecraft is so popular that even the comedian impersonating God plays Minecraft:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2r6oXukz_Cc

This is branching off to https://wolf3d.darkbb.com/t3616-wolf-and-other-video-game-spam-thread#30462 and I think we need a thread for just Wolf and other video game spam.  The RTCW, Wolf 3D, and Spear of Destiny Steam bundle is now now 50% off and down to $4.99 until July 9: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2270/Wolfenstein_3D/

I had lunch with Mom and Dad yesterday on July 4th while the Days of Our Lives soap opera was on.  I thought that I remember that the blonde Jennifer has 2 kids and divorced Jack.  Jennifer is supposed to be good and not a member of The Greco-American mafia on the show.  That’s what I remember about Jennifer.  So please briefly watch yesterday’s episode from 35:40 to 36:00 at https://www.nbc.com/days-of-our-lives/video/thursday-july-4-2019/3980296 with Jennifer’s son, the Chinese-Filipino girlfriend, and Jennifer.  Jennifer said, “…Just remembering  watching the fireworks over London with your Dad. …”  The Chinese-Filipino girlfriend did not quite roll her eyes.  Jennifer’s quote reminds me that we already had a joke about an idiot from America asking a man from Scotland or London if he sets off fireworks on The Fourth of July to celebrate independence from Britain!  The Philipines and The United States are the only countries that I've heard of to have a 4th of July Independence Day.

I had this interesting idea for a meme today 

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