Commenting Titles

As you are all aware, this forum like many others has commenting titles. Ex: Reach a certain number of posts and you receive a title. For instance, I hit the 300 comment mark yesterday and now my title is B.J.'s Luger. I have noticed that there are many different titles, some of which make no sense to me whatsoever. I mean, really, technically it WAS NOT B.J.'s Luger. He stole it. Need proof? Open up Chaos Edit and look at Chunk 3 in the VGAGraph. You may remember this pic from the original Read This! from Wolf3d. That's right. B.J. took "his Luger" from the guard he killed who came to check on him. Think about it. If not for that stupid guard, B.J. would still be rotting away in that cell of his and we wouldn't of had any follow up Episodes. Schabbs and his undead hordes would be running wild over the entire earth and Hitler would still be alive. Then comes the real ground breaker. There would be no mods whatsoever and we would all be out of jobs AND I wouldn't be spending time right now ranting on about how my current title is actually under a false pretense....Sheesh.