cereal - This would save me some time. Why wait hours between meals when you can cram breakfast lunch and dinner into one?
Mice/Spaghetti - I assume the mice would burrow inside of their makeshift spaghetti nest across the pizza hidden from sight, and should the need arise, defend each slice from intrusion until it's in my hands by popping out and biting any slice grabbing attemptees. Having spent countless minutes studying the majestic owls digestive habits on wikipedia I can now also safely regurgitate their mouse bones and fur intact while simultaniously devouring the pizza, sans the choking hazards an uninformed mouse-eater would face.
Triangles - Without the triangle the pizza slices would be an ungodly shape such as a square, and I can't be expected to grab the pizza by the center or balance the slice by the bottom like some kind of savage. Only a second-hand "establishment" such as "Jets" or "Pizza Hut" would belittle their customers in such a fashion.
washing machine fluid - This is incase I drop the pizza on my clothes. The stain will presumably be automatically removed while simultaniously causing my clothes to smell like an italian summer. One might assume the irreversable liver damage caused by the chemicals would be a negative, but when your body is secreting freshness out of your pores for two weeks I'd like to see you complain about that.
Toothpaste - Ask any food connoisseur and they will tell you - the overpowering flavor of mint combined with industrial waste byproduct is an excellent addition to any food, and as a bonus it even cleans your teeth while chewing. The tricky part is learning a technique to spit out the flouride while seperating the chewed food in your mouth, but once learned you become the envy of dental enthusiasts and mouthmaticians everywhere.
Lastly, I tried putting End of Destiny on my pizza but the pizza was running without dosbox which enraged me. Not only that, when I plugged my keyboard into the pizza to play it all it did was sputter out grease. Technically, it was a step up from running vista, but not even a hungry, pleading, homeless man could stop me from discarding the pizza in frustration straight into the garbage outside.
Excellent topping choices all around, but I'm disappointed by the lack of a Jell-o topping as I use it for a topping on everything, including more Jell-O, as should everyone. Another good topping would've been more pizza:
And maybe pizza topped pizzas ad infinitum as a topping causing those who gaze upon it to be stricken comatose instantly by peering into the eternal pizza void itself.
I shall now ponder the meaning of life seeing as in the grand scope of it all everything (including the sun apparently)is nothing more than a pizza topping. Are we too, just toppings on someone's pizza? Nah that would be ridiculous. Unless all that hot magma in the earth was in fact melted cheese, just waiting for someone to grab the earth by the crust and take a bite