The Haven garbage bin : Spam Edition

Well said, sir.
Welcome to the Haven Trash Bin.
SPAMSPAMSPAMSPMSPASMPASMAPSMAPSMPASMPASMPASMPASMPASMS
Dang, I gotta learn how to do some ASCII!

LOL! Good one
SPAM is also a type of meat. True story.

And Spam fritters are one of my favourite things in the world.

jUST SPAMMING?

Not just Spam. I suppose you could troll as well. Or, yeah, maybe just Spam. ;P

EDIT: Ouch! You've just made me fragile!

Per-Scan wrote:N

EDIT: Ouch! You've just made me fragile!

Lol.

I like anti-time critters.

Using my Spam filter makes it taste more like bacon. Try it!

You see, this is why I LOVE this forum. An ACTUAL thread to ACTUALLY post spam. Amazing. And. I. Love. It.

"You have random pointless thoughts?" per Nexion's words:

Pointless thought of the day:

If sheep are made out of wool, why don't they shrink when it rains???

Hmm interesting point you got there, Jayngo.

Liar Paradox (Eubulid or Epimenides Paradox)
This is a well known paradox written by the great stoical logician Chrysippos. The poet, grammarian and critic Philetus of Cos was said to have died of exhaustion attempting to resolve it.

A Cretan sails to Greece and says to some Greek men who are standing upon the shore: "All Cretans are liars." Did he speak the truth, or did he lie?
A week later, the Cretan sailed to Greece again and said: "All Cretans are liars and all I say is the truth." Although the Greeks on the shore weren't aware of what he had said the first time, they were truly puzzled.
If someone says "I always lie", are they telling the truth? Or are they lying?



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Awesome thoughts DW.

I just love spammy stuffs like this! Here's another one:

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

jayngo26 wrote:
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

I knew you were going to say that!

Speaking of which, once I hit 3000 posts, I get a new awesome posting rank. You'll just have to see what it is.

Pointless thoughts: Why do people don't like 3D graphics in W3D?
Why am I a maniac?

I think you can download Maniac 3D from the Dome.

Cool! A mixed game!

How about a new never before, never ending game with soda?
What you think of that, Wolfercooker?

Would the soda be 3d as well. I don't really like flat soda... get it?!

jayngo26 wrote:So what's the speed of dork?

Fix'd

Dark reaches a speed which is impossible to determine

Per-Scan wrote:Would the soda be 3d as well. I don't really like flat soda... get it?!

Lol, good one.

Nomrality will be restored once you know what it is.

Nomrality, eh?!

Yes.

Daily dose of spam in the entire forum expressed in real spam:

Thanks! That image explains better than my 'words'

You know a forum is awesome when it has its own specially marked spam thread.
Here is a picture of my brother.

Nice. I always find family portraits rather mooo-ving...

LOL! You make the best puns ever, I swear.

Here. Have some clam chatter fresh from the Haven forum shop.

I want spam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Er, Hello? It's awfully dark in here... Where is everyone?... Helloooo??? Hold on, what's that, that noise? Hello?? Oh no it's the androids the-they've come for us. They've come for us all!! Run, run for your lives!! *trips and falls* Oh, a can of Spam, Mmmmm... Zzzapp, splat... X(...

Dark_wizzie wrote:Androids have invaded the forums! Forum meltdown imminent. Forum shutdown in: 10 seconds.

I am the leader of the Androids. I have called the invasion off, just because I felt like it. So there.

My queen Andrea and I will return to Andromeda with all of our Androids, so you'll just have to get along without them, 'k?

The true story (in poetic form):

My And-e-roids
Have hemorrhoids
And cannot play
With you today

We'll soothe their valves
With oily salves
And keep their piles
From going wild

And when they feel
Like they are healed
We'll bring a quorum
To invade your forum

<- Jpb's face when he heard the androids are pulling out of the forum.

Dark_wizzie wrote: <- Jpb's face when he heard the androids are pulling out of the forum.

Funny stuffs. Hehehe.

Wolfercooker: How about this status bar for WNE?
Dark_wizzie: I was thinking of... well, I wasn't thinking. Brainsss....
Wolfercooker: How about The Last Relic status bar?
Dark_wizzie: I dunno.
Wolfercooker: Ok.... how about project X?
Dark_wizzie:

I thought you lot might appreciate this:



It's not mine, though I wish it was. I stole it from a thread at Chex Quest Fan Forums. Cool, eh?

LOL! Could not stop laughing from that.

THIS IS MY 500TH POST!!!!!!!!!!THIS IS MY 500TH POST!!!!!!!!!!THIS IS MY 500TH POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THIS IS MY 500TH POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THIS IS MY 500TH POST!!!!!!!!!!THIS IS MY 500TH POST!!!!!!!!!!THIS IS MY 500TH POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THIS IS MY 500TH POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THIS IS MY 500TH POST!!!!!!!!!!THIS IS MY 500TH POST!!!!!!!!!!THIS IS MY 500TH POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THIS IS MY 500TH POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THIS IS MY 500TH POST!!!!!!!!!!THIS IS MY 500TH POST!!!!!!!!!!THIS IS MY 500TH POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THIS IS MY 500TH POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THIS IS MY 500TH POST!!!!!!!!!!THIS IS MY 500TH POST!!!!!!!!!!THIS IS MY 500TH POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THIS IS MY 500TH POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THIS IS MY 500TH POST!!!!!!!!!!THIS IS MY 500TH POST!!!!!!!!!!THIS IS MY 500TH POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THIS IS MY 500TH POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![i]

Epic way to do your 500th post. Should've done it on a poll asking what to post for your 500th post, for your 500th post.

I thought that that thinking was a little too rational. Sort of.

Hmm. I think the new header pic should not be nazis but be pink bunnies and zombies eating brains instead. Just saying...

Anyway, at the very least the purple background needs to be changed to maybe match the darker blue heading behind/next to it....

Eh, still a work in progress.

https://i.servimg.com/u/f25/15/75/08/77/wolf3d10.gif
Not my work (altough it's my favourite boss)

Mwahaha <<<<<<<<<<<< knocking off jayngo for his lazyness