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    Some very interesting things.

    Post by Dark_wizzie on Sat Oct 03, 2009 9:20 am

    One day Pam the *ahem* prostitute when into town, and got into a motel.
    She puts down 100 bucks onto the table and goes deeper into the motel to check out the rooms. The motel guy, seeing the 100 bucks, steals it, and gives it to the butcher, because he owns the butcher 100 dollars. The butcher owns Farmer Rick 100 dollars, so he gives it to Rick. Rick owns the motel guy 100 bucks. Soooo, the motel guy gets 100 dollars back and quickly sets it back down onto the trable where Pam the prostitue left it.

    NOW.

    All of the debts have been paid, but no money has been lost.
    Do you agree?



    Here's another:
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    How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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    You open the door, and stuff it in. (Duh? Ironically nobody got this question right)

    2) How do you stuff an elephant into a refrigerator?
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    Open the door, take out the giraffe, and stuff in the elephant.

    3) A lion is hosting a party in which all animals must come. Which animal did not come?
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    .The elephant. You stuffed it inside the refridge. Animal cruelty!

    4) You are crossing a river. There is no boat/bridge/way around the river. You know crocodiles love to party in the lake and that they love to eat human heads. How do you cross?
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    Just swim in. The crocodiles are at the lion party, remember?



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    Re: Some very interesting things.

    Post by Andy on Sat Oct 03, 2009 1:35 pm

    @Dark_wizzie wrote:One day Pam the *ahem* prostitute when into town, and got into a motel.
    She puts down 100 bucks onto the table and goes deeper into the motel to check out the rooms. The motel guy, seeing the 100 bucks, steals it, and gives it to the butcher, because he owns the butcher 100 dollars. The butcher owns Farmer Rick 100 dollars, so he gives it to Rick. Rick owns the motel guy 100 bucks. Soooo, the motel guy gets 100 dollars back and quickly sets it back down onto the trable where Pam the prostitue left it.

    NOW.

    All of the debts have been paid, but no money has been lost.
    Do you agree?

    No, the motel guy is out 100 bucks because he was owed 100 dollars but couldn't keep it after getting it.

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    Re: Some very interesting things.

    Post by Dark_wizzie on Sat Oct 03, 2009 2:03 pm

    Yes, but, nobody wants money from the motel guy anymore, so as far as the guy is conserned, he won't pay anyone anything and other's won't know.



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